Dear Jenny

Jen offers her unsought advice
The top ten list her favorite device
On policy she's mistaken
And she'll be bellyachin'
If the GOP really plays nice

Regrets

Atop the tall bridge named for Woodrow
Fred looked down at the river below
Back when scruples he had
He could not sell an ad
And Jen did make the web traffic grow

Heroes and Friends

Elliott Abrams is Jen's Mr. Right
This bushy eyebrowed troglodyte
He could not get a clearance
Due to past interference
With Congressional oversight

The Likud Forever

The Post's Likudnik battle-axe shrieks
Each time that the President speaks
Bibi says throttle back
But Jen's on the attack
Incited by Kristol and similar freaks